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They told me at the blood bank this might happen
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This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that timemanagment course you sent me to
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Whew! Guess I lef the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time.
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I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
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I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
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I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
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Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
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The coffee machine is broken.
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Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
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...Amen!